TORONTO, ON — Today, Doug Ford, revealed his latest obsession: bike lanes. This follows a summer of handouts to Conservative insiders and a years-long preoccupation with booze.
“Doug Ford doesn’t care about you. And he certainly doesn’t care about fixing health care. You can’t afford groceries. You can’t find a doctor. Your kids’ school is in disrepair. And instead of helping you, Doug Ford is picking a fight over bike lanes. Doug’s made his priorities clear: booze, bike lanes and his buddies. My priority is delivering more for you, by giving less to Conservative insiders.”
— Bonnie Crombie, Leader of the Ontario Liberal Party